I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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