dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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