the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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