why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
