What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
