Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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