As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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