What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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