my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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