i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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