he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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