Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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