her vagine was all disorganized.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
My butt remains clenched, sir.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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