oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Blood and glitter go together right?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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