he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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