It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
This is my life. Enjoy the view
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Randomize
