mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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