it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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