im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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