but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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