D3 body, D1 cock
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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