This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Did I show you my penis last night?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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