so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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