this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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