after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
