What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
