East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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