I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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