is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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