Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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