She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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