Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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