This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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