So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Randomize
