went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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