Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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