i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
