dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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