how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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