Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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