Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
