Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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