he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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Wipe that smile off your face.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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