The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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