i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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