I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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