dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She said her name was "party"
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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