All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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