You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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