glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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